Dear Google Search-Husband…

I have no option but to divorce you.

You have been limiting and rearranging my search life to the point where I am no longer able to conduct a relevant or worthwhile search online. I have been ultimately powerless in this search-marriage for a few years now, and in order to regain my sanity I have no option but to divorce you. I will admit part of the reason for the sad state that our search-relationship is in today is due to my lack of keeping tabs on you. I have been like a frog sitting in a pan of warm water for too long. The intercalary structures of my toe pads need a break from the pending heat.

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I’ve been having an ongoing search-affair with DuckDuckGo

I also have a confession to make. I’ve been having an ongoing search-affair with DuckDuckGo (DDG) for about a year now. We are at the point in our relationship where it is time to consider consummating our search-relationship. DDG is refreshing and does not limit me by trying to guess what I am searching for based upon prior behaviors.

Ashen devlesa,

Your soon to be Ex-search Wife

 

 

 

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