[pullquote]I have no option but to divorce you. [/pullquote]
You have been limiting and rearranging my search life to the point where I am no longer able to conduct a relevant or worthwhile search online. I have been ultimately powerless in this search-marriage for a few years now, and in order to regain my sanity I have no option but to divorce you. I will admit part of the reason for the sad state that our search-relationship is in today is due to my lack of keeping tabs on you. I have been like a frog sitting in a pan of warm water for too long. The intercalary structures of my toe pads need a break from the pending heat.
[pullquote]I’ve been having an ongoing search-affair with DuckDuckGo[/pullquote]
I also have a confession to make. I’ve been having an ongoing search-affair with DuckDuckGo (DDG) for about a year now. We are at the point in our relationship where it is time to consider consummating our search-relationship. DDG is refreshing and does not limit me by trying to guess what I am searching for based upon prior behaviors.
Your soon to be Ex-search Wife